Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply

Saw this in Snugloft's blog and thought it to be so true!

"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges that which is given to her. So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit."

This is so interestingly funny yet I cannot pinpoint any part of the phrase which seems to be wrong. As women, we respond better than we lead. Not that we can't lead but men would do a better job in that. It has never been and never will be my intention to rob that job away from men.

However in recent years, I can't help but notice a certain trend in men. They have somehow graduated from the "man of his word" to "NATO (No Action, Talk Only)". Sad but true. They no longer feel that they need to mean every single word they say. It is no wonder more and more gals are going for their own gender instead of the opposite. Well, the only way to protect ourselves is to practice what the phrase say - give me crap and you'll get shit!