Source: Answers To 6 Questions Every Woman Asks a Man
There seems to be a compelling similarity among the kind of questions women usually ask men.
At first, I was ignorant towards this fact. Slowly, a pattern emerged during conversations with my friends that often touched upon topics related to our love lives or the lack it. Over a period, it became absolutely clear that there are some classic male traits or habitual things guys do that evoke a certain degree of curiosity among women. This article is an attempt to answer six of the most common questions that arise out of this typically feminine inquisitiveness:
1. Why you keep getting angry in traffic?
This question really doesn’t deserve an explanation. Just look at
the number of fools on the road. Even a recent advertisement on TV
gladly declares, “The streets are filled with idiots.” Further, don’t
women realize that their kind constitutes one of the worst types of
drivers? Yes, it is no secret that most women are absolutely horrible
behind the wheel. I have personally encountered those who turned LEFT
after giving using the RIGHT indicator on their cars. Well not to get
too much into the gender-based discrimination of drivers, what else is
there to do besides getting pissed-off with people constantly trying to
overtake, you are confronted with repeated traffic snarls and even the
cattle roams around totally oblivious to our frustration?
(Yuko: No comments to this coz besides Daytona, I have absolutely no freaking idea how to operate a vehicle...doesn't matter how many wheels)
2. Why aren't you Expressive/Vocal Enough?
I believe that apart from the overtly Metrosexual species that
hinges on being gay, most men are like me, i.e. we might take some time
to share a demanding situation or talk about what is occupying our mind.
However, I still cannot fathom why is this such a big issue for women?
Just because their hormones get them weepy and excessively animated,
they shouldn’t infer that men are bound to behave the same way. It is
about time women acknowledged their menstrually-fueled expressionism as a
side-effect rather than being a pleasing personality trait.
(Yuko: This is so weird. When we don't ask, men complain that we are not interested in their lives or how much stuffs they went through at work. When we ask, they don't want to talk and accuse us of saying that they are not expressive enough. Men are so hard to please!)
3. Why is your mind always diverted towards sex?
Here comes confession time and I hope all guys reading this would
agree to my declaration—Men are God-tuned to be always disposed towards
sex. It is something that we cannot help. Just like the advantage of
multiple orgasms and childbirth was God-gifted to women, Men were
blessed (or cursed) with a pre-occupation with everything sexual. In a
way, it works to their disadvantage too and this is why men are ready to
do the most outrageous things for their women. Yes, love too is a
motivation but I am not sure it as compelling as the lure of getting
lucky in the bedroom. The point is that we don’t have a logical reason
for this, so just accept it and move on!
(Yuko: Yes, all men have the word 'sex' in their minds. God created them this way. So wives, if you cannot fulfill your hubby in the bedroom, you cannot blame your hubby for outsourcing or starting to seek extra-curricular activities. Of course, if you have some sort of medical condition, it's understandable BUT if you are just plain lazy...then get your butt off that couch and start doing something!)
4. What do you tell your friends about me?
This is the typical, new-girlfriend question that I really don’t
know how to handle. If you tell your girlfriend that you have shared a
lot about her, including the naughty bits, she is bound to fume. This is
regarded as an invasion of her privacy. If you tell her that you are
still waiting for the right moment to break news about your relationship
status with her, it is intercepted as being ashamed of her. She is
bound to accuse of you of not being sure about her. It is a like a
paradox that will have you prosecuted irrespective of whatever path you
choose.
(Yuko: Ok, I learn this the hard way. The only way to handle this situation, ladies, is to do exactly what he does. If he doesn't tell his friends about you, he probably doesn't want you to tell your friends about him. - remember, they are not expressive so they won't tell you what they want or don't want - So what you should do is to react according to his actions. When he tells his friends, you tell your friends. When he brings you home, you bring him home. When he brings you out for his social gatherings, you bring him out for yours. When he puts your picture on his phone or computer wallpaper, you put his. He is not ashamed of you...he is just not ready. Some men may take a month to be sure, some may take a year...but of course, if your men takes 10 yrs, forget it...he will never be sure. So you see....responding is not difficult at all!)
5. How come you never compliment me for my hair?
Unless, she has done something drastically different to her hair or
at least gotten streaks or something clearly visible, are we even
suppose to concentrate upon it? Just think about it—there is so much
more to compliment her about, so why waste it upon something that
usually tends to remain the same. Subjects like shine, bounce, absence
of split-ends and overall growth pattern is limited to being mentioned
in TV ads or being discussed among women. Women need to realize that we
really don’t bother about their hair that much. The same goes for their
eyebrows and the color of their nail-paint. So, please stop expecting
compliments for such things. Once the expectations are removed, the
disappointments will automatically evaporate and this works wonderfully
well for our peace of mind too!
(Yuko: Ladies, if you want a compliment, ask for it. Men are not created to read fine prints! If your men knows how to compliment you, you have struck gold. DO NOT LET GO....I repeat! DO NOT LET GO!)
6. Why are you obsessed with cleavage?
Simply because it is right there, in front of our eyes, staring back
at us, because it is beautiful, it has so many forms, it is obvious yet
perplexing at times, it is so bloody beautifully created that even
though we see it on most days, we want more of it…the list goes on, so
for the sanctity of this article, it is best that I curtail my
enthusiasm here. Basically, men believe that cleavage (and more
importantly, its constituents) was created with the sole intention of
pleasing and torturing them at the same time. So, we are just following
Nature’s plan.
(Yuko: Men are just jealous coz we've got it and they don't. nyahahahahahaha.....)
2. Why aren't you Expressive/Vocal Enough?
I believe that apart from the overtly Metrosexual species that hinges on being gay, most men are like me, i.e. we might take some time to share a demanding situation or talk about what is occupying our mind. However, I still cannot fathom why is this such a big issue for women? Just because their hormones get them weepy and excessively animated, they shouldn’t infer that men are bound to behave the same way. It is about time women acknowledged their menstrually-fueled expressionism as a side-effect rather than being a pleasing personality trait.
(Yuko: This is so weird. When we don't ask, men complain that we are not interested in their lives or how much stuffs they went through at work. When we ask, they don't want to talk and accuse us of saying that they are not expressive enough. Men are so hard to please!)
3. Why is your mind always diverted towards sex?
Here comes confession time and I hope all guys reading this would agree to my declaration—Men are God-tuned to be always disposed towards sex. It is something that we cannot help. Just like the advantage of multiple orgasms and childbirth was God-gifted to women, Men were blessed (or cursed) with a pre-occupation with everything sexual. In a way, it works to their disadvantage too and this is why men are ready to do the most outrageous things for their women. Yes, love too is a motivation but I am not sure it as compelling as the lure of getting lucky in the bedroom. The point is that we don’t have a logical reason for this, so just accept it and move on!
(Yuko: Yes, all men have the word 'sex' in their minds. God created them this way. So wives, if you cannot fulfill your hubby in the bedroom, you cannot blame your hubby for outsourcing or starting to seek extra-curricular activities. Of course, if you have some sort of medical condition, it's understandable BUT if you are just plain lazy...then get your butt off that couch and start doing something!)
4. What do you tell your friends about me?
This is the typical, new-girlfriend question that I really don’t know how to handle. If you tell your girlfriend that you have shared a lot about her, including the naughty bits, she is bound to fume. This is regarded as an invasion of her privacy. If you tell her that you are still waiting for the right moment to break news about your relationship status with her, it is intercepted as being ashamed of her. She is bound to accuse of you of not being sure about her. It is a like a paradox that will have you prosecuted irrespective of whatever path you choose.
(Yuko: Ok, I learn this the hard way. The only way to handle this situation, ladies, is to do exactly what he does. If he doesn't tell his friends about you, he probably doesn't want you to tell your friends about him. - remember, they are not expressive so they won't tell you what they want or don't want - So what you should do is to react according to his actions. When he tells his friends, you tell your friends. When he brings you home, you bring him home. When he brings you out for his social gatherings, you bring him out for yours. When he puts your picture on his phone or computer wallpaper, you put his. He is not ashamed of you...he is just not ready. Some men may take a month to be sure, some may take a year...but of course, if your men takes 10 yrs, forget it...he will never be sure. So you see....responding is not difficult at all!)
5. How come you never compliment me for my hair?
Unless, she has done something drastically different to her hair or at least gotten streaks or something clearly visible, are we even suppose to concentrate upon it? Just think about it—there is so much more to compliment her about, so why waste it upon something that usually tends to remain the same. Subjects like shine, bounce, absence of split-ends and overall growth pattern is limited to being mentioned in TV ads or being discussed among women. Women need to realize that we really don’t bother about their hair that much. The same goes for their eyebrows and the color of their nail-paint. So, please stop expecting compliments for such things. Once the expectations are removed, the disappointments will automatically evaporate and this works wonderfully well for our peace of mind too!
(Yuko: Ladies, if you want a compliment, ask for it. Men are not created to read fine prints! If your men knows how to compliment you, you have struck gold. DO NOT LET GO....I repeat! DO NOT LET GO!)
6. Why are you obsessed with cleavage?
Simply because it is right there, in front of our eyes, staring back at us, because it is beautiful, it has so many forms, it is obvious yet perplexing at times, it is so bloody beautifully created that even though we see it on most days, we want more of it…the list goes on, so for the sanctity of this article, it is best that I curtail my enthusiasm here. Basically, men believe that cleavage (and more importantly, its constituents) was created with the sole intention of pleasing and torturing them at the same time. So, we are just following Nature’s plan.
(Yuko: Men are just jealous coz we've got it and they don't. nyahahahahahaha.....)
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